well got bored so i thought i would tell my story in a way of bad grammar and incomprehensible sentences.

Well i was born in the gutter. Died form birth and was given to hell spawns. I was raised by them and was surprised to see these ones unlike the rest cared. They had helped others get out of being tortured and so forth taught me their way. Now i became immortal from being born into this place and so forth i get to how i came here. One day is was searching for people to save when i stumbled upon a pit. It was filled with light. From here i reached my hand into it to pull out some of it. Turns out it was the place where souls were kept. When i touched one of the souls it fused with my body and so forth i had two souls. I became stronger, more intelligent, fearless and i gained other attributes with this. I said goodbye to the spawns that raised me and set for the land of the living.
From here i came to a weird uninhabited place called rapture. The lace was dark and there seemed to be demons lurking in the shadows. I didn't like it at first, but got used to it once i made my first friend. Frank was his name and he was a wierd fellow, but so was i so we kinda were ment to be friends we played card games and he taught me many things, but it wasn't to last. A strange man came and killed him one day. I was sad but as he had taught me i moved on. I collected his soul, which ment now i had three, and set for what frank called the surface. The place was more ... primitive then rapture. The place was dirty and violent so i decided to head north.
I traveled a long time and finally got to a place that is now called Alaska. It was inhabited by weird people who were nothing like i had seen before. They had spikes on their helmets and were savages, but were fearless never the less. I snuck onto one of their ships and disguised myself as one of them. I soon learned the language and helped them pillage and loot. But it didn't last for long until all of the ships crew was killed by those who wanted to claim the land. I was beside myself with anger and found i could use my souls to my advantage. I shouted at the so called pirates and sent them flying over their ship into the water. I realized my power and set out for a new place to adventure in.
I found a place that is today called Constantinople and fought creatures of such might that were almost hard to live through in fights against. My companion helped me though she always risked her life for me and i was truly grateful. Soon i learned that my power allowed me to kill demons just by shouting, rain meteors on my foes, and even heal my allies from mortal wounds. I fought righteously and was known as the Pope of Constantinople, his is how the place got its name. But as much of my life has shown i had come to a problem. My follower had been killed by a super demon. Again beside myself with anger i charged head first at it. I didn't know that it was the devil himself though. He took one of my souls away as he defeated me taking my powers. I was left with two souls and decided to leave for a new place.
I then arrived at a place i still cant find again to this day. I signed up for a science program. Frank had always talked about how an intelligent man would bring the world to its knees. So i found a science lab and they gave me a job and i helped them create a living metal being. it was smart and actually made from a human, but that was the down fall. The being had become violent and killed all of the people in the place. In desperation i quickly created devises to bring the being to a less harmful state. There forth i stayed in the place for a long time soon becoming insane, for example making friends with a metal box. Then put a plan into action to stop the metal menace using one of the testing subjects. It eventually worked and i escaped, but it took a span of about... well it had alot of nines is all i remember. I left that place forever.
Now i live in Yemen. I will probably have another adventure soon. maybe with assasins, monsters, the apocolypse, and maybe even hell. who knows.